• 17:08 I just got up to 13,015 in #DoodleJump!!! Beat that! itunes.com/app/DoodleJump #
• 21:40 Loves #

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• 10:35 ∞ Claiming there are no truly correct answers, whilst being certain which answers are incorrect. I'm the one in therapy? #
• 17:55 § The park is nice. Which is lucky when you don't know how long you'll be locked out... #
• 19:05 § Book reading by the river: also nice. Dark happening, time to move camp... #
• 20:53 § How dangerous can it possibly be to jump from next door's balcony to mine? #
• 21:34 § You can only play pingpong for so long before you decide to drive home and break in. #

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• 22:05 ∞ "Talent hits a target no-one else can hit. Genius hits a target no-one else can see" #

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• 03:43 ∞ Life is mostly froth & bubble, two things stand like stone: Kindness in another's trouble, courage in your own. x #

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• 12:56 ∞ Michael Webster snr. x #

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• 02:29 § Yes, guitar hero, i agree! 2.30am IS a good time to go to bed when i have a shoot tomorrow. #

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• 03:40 ∞ At least ticks numb your flesh before the latch on and suck you dry. #

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• 01:14 ∞ You will be the death of me. #

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**I cut down 25lbs of stomach fat in ONE MONTH by obeying this ONE SIMPLE RULE!!**


Yeah... I threw up everything I ate.
Shuuut uuuup


"The capacity for happiness, joy, desire, is equal or less than the capacity for grief, pain, distress."
The equation for humanity.


I fucking suck at mariokart when I'm drunk.
But I'm very good at tennis!

• 19:18 @alekaattic ∞ With your energy legs? #

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• 03:00 ∞ CSI: Murderfuck. #

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• 02:01 @angelweiner ∞ That is well cute and I would totally hit it. Bowchikkawowow. #
• 02:24 ∞ Purging Bulimia is totally ok if you have a prescription. #

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• 04:04 ∞ Fun thoughts: If it's been pneumonia again making me ill all this time, then this flu I'm getting could easily kill me by dawn. #

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• 19:21 ∞ "That's what pleasure feels like! I'm gonna do some coke." ∞ DON'T YOU DARE SHUT DOWN, EAST PERTH SUBWAY!! #
• 21:20 @dominike ∞ I know a guy who knows a guy who has a rift in the space-time continuum. #
• 22:14 @Amehhhh ∞ I remember too... but every time I hear a track from Battle, I forget just a little bit more. #

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• 14:53 ∞ The cats are taking turns peeing in the litter trays. How much piss can two little meows possibly have? #

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• 19:57 ∞ ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY ITCHY. (O_O) #
• 20:26 i have to learn to sign out of twitter before matty gets to my account. also i suck a lot of dick and i'm a complete loser #

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• 22:04 ∞ I'm sore inside. #

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• 22:46 ∞ I'd like to thank everyone for their support and kind words this past week. Anyone wanting details on the funeral can text me. - Amy. x #

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• 10:48 ∞ So sick and lazy (and car-less) I've ordered dominoes delivery at 11am, because I can't be bothered making toast. #
• 17:43 what am i doing? being lame that's what #

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• 16:36 ∞ Say something sensible say something sensible say something sensible. You look just like the back of your head. #

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